25 Parenting Memes for Moms Who Are Capable of Catching Every Curve Ball Thrown at Them

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    My brain: "Your child wakes you daily at 6am, you need to go to bed earlier." Me: @redyellowgreendance 1 Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
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    That awkward moment when open up a snack and realize that your kid is right there behind you: @stellaonmymind
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    Me: The baby went to bed late so I bet she'll sleep late. The baby at 5:30am: @momwithaboysname
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    kidversations @kidversations_ The only thing harder than getting kids to go to sleep is getting them to stay asleep.
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    Fall outfits I look at online @themommyscoop How I end up dressing in fall
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    WHEN YOU ARE DONE FOR THE DAY BUT STILL HAVE TO RALLY FOR DINNER AND BATHTIME @SNARKANDLEMONS I don't want to do this anymore.
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    What kind of parent are you during the holidays? A Recurs C PARENTNORMAL.COM B D
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    Ramblin Mama @ramblinma Christmas Day: It's messy but the kids are happy and that's all that matters. The day after Christmas: Anything still on the floor in 20 minutes is getting vacuumed and will be gone forever.
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    me working out the oven. schedule for Thanksgiving @LIFEANDTIMESOFMOM
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    What I worry my face looks like when someone else's kid starts talking to me. @oneawkwardmom
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    When you try to explain the Christmas present your kid wants is too expensive... When you realize you're going to get the present for them anyway... PARENTNORMAL.COM
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    *toddler bedtime* What I am actually reading vs. what it feels like I am reading: NOOW GOODNIGHT by Margaret Wise Brown Pictures by Clement Hurd @STELLAONMYMIND
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    I updated the Food Pyramid to be a more accurate depiction of what my children are willing to eat. 이 BANCH JUICY BURST TOMATO KETCHUP @kendrabroekhuis BUTTER EX BUTTER A BUTTER AA BUTTER A BUTTER
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    mom making food for her children vs for herself si on fait
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    When a baby is crying and you want to give it back to its mom but you are the mom.
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    Siobhan Thompson @vornietom. We have entered the season of no meal rules. Dessert is breakfast. Dinner is lunch. A snack is an entire honey-mustard ham
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    Parents on December 1st vs. 31st @oneawkwardmom
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    Fermat's Library @fermatslibrary Here's a useful counterintuitive fact: one 18 inch pizza has more 'pizza' than two 12 inch pizzas = Area (18/2)² = 254 in² == == Area 2(12/2)² = 226 in²
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    When you go back and look at what you've spent on daycare over the years @cynicalparent Cynical Parent
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    When you go Christmas shopping at the mall and the crowds make you immediately regret the decision PARENTNORMAL.COM zboot
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    Science Mom @EmSlyce I don't know if this is good parenting but we used Taco Bell to get our 3yo on a more convenient pooping schedule
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    When your friends talking about buying their family Christmas gifts and you're putting water in your shampoo so it could last longer
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    This is why I don't wrap gifts
  • 24
    its that time of the year again, don't forget to hang your missile toads
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    Other people: Wow, I'm so stressed. I have so many holiday parties to go to it's insane. Me: E-TAKEE @bigkidproblems thank god I have no friends

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